Something has gone terribly wrong.

You've noclipped out of the internet at the wrong angle, and ended up here. There's nothing but the stink of old spaghetti code, the madness of monochrome tan and navy blue, the endless background noise of dialup, and approximately one trillion nondescript websites to end up lost in.

← God save you if you heard something wandering around nearby, because it sure as hell has heard you.